when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
why aren’t there friend pick up lines
pick up lines to make friends
like
“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else
because you’re a beautiful individual”
