It's A Tea Party
allishinca:

You look like a sex offender. 


Yes!

allishinca:

You look like a sex offender. 

Yes!

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

govinduhh:

can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie 

troyesivan:

CHRIST.

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

palesexuality:

why aren’t there friend pick up lines

pick up lines to make friends 

like

“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else 

because you’re a beautiful individual” 

painting-mona-lisa:

idk but that bitch wanted the b